What do you call a little person psychic that escaped the penitentiary?
A small medium at-large.
Damn girl, are you the wife of a convict serving a long term in a federal penitentiary?
Because you left before I even finished my sentence
After doing 50 years each in the penitentiary, Jim and Joe were finally free.
The first thing they did was head straight to a brothel. The madam noticing that both men were really old and half blind decided she would just pair them each with a blow up doll and hope they wouldn't notice.
After it all went down, the first man tells the other... "I got a bad one Joe, she...
Why did they decide to call a correctional facility a penitentiary?
Because calling it penetrationary would've ruined the surprise.
I was driving past my state’s penitentiary the other day when I noticed a little person climbing down the wall to escape.
I thought to myself, “huh, that’s a little condescending.”
My friend worked as a security guard for a prison.
He told me about the one time he was asked to escort a dwarf inmate on a flight to another penitentiary.
The story was very interesting but the only part I didn't like was how the prisoners flight landed.
It was little condescending.