CIA, MI5 and the Turkish secret service (MIT) are in a contest
And they are tasked with finding a monkey in a rainforest.
CIA goes in with its drones and tech, and comes back with the monkey in 2 hours.
MI5 goes in and with their network in the jungle villages and infiltration techniques they come back with the monkey in 1 hour.
The CIA wanted to send a spy to the Soviet Union
and the spy that was selected had incredible qualifications. He was fluent in Russian, had perfect Cyrillic handwriting, had a vast knowledge of Soviet culture and mannerisms, could cook typical Soviet meals, and could keep up his act with a belly full of vodka.
The mission was long-term infi...
The names Bond...
I am writing the next James Bond movie. In order to thwart Bonds womanizing means of infiltration, the latest evil mastermind has employed an army of devout nuns.
I am calling it, Hymen’s Are Forever.
Why do spies care about the quality of their air and water?
Because they're infiltration