Pegs Jokes - 5 Hilarious Pegs Jokes

What do you call a redhead that pegs?

A ginger rail. (My adult son told me this one)

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What do you call a prostitute that pegs men for jewelry?

Lucy in this Guy for Diamonds

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Pervert.

I am really pissed off with the pervert who jumped my fence last night and stole a pair of my wife's panties off of the clothes line, enough is enough, you can keep the panties, but please return the 26 pegs.

I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs.

It was a portent.

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In a bar, an American, an Italian, a Turkish and an Indian met.

After a few pegs, they started discussing about the great things their respective nations produced.

American: "We are proud of our CIA. They know everything that is going around the world, often even before it happens".

Italian: "We are proud of our women. They are the most beautiful ...

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