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Parkinson's Disease Jokes

I met someone with Parkinson's disease.

He was great at shaking hands.

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What do you call a cow with parkinson's disease?

Beef jerky

I was recently diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease.

I was shaken by the news!

I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease.

But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best.

What do you call a hunter class Neanderthal with Parkinson's Disease?

Shakespeare

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

My doctor prescribed me a drink to help with my Parkinson's disease.

On the front it says, "Shake before use."

Not only do I have Cancer, MS, Parkinson's Disease, Cystic Fibrosis, and Alzheimer’s; I went to the Doctor today and he told me that I have another weird-named disease:

Hypochondria.

Prayers please, every upvote counts as a prayer ^/s

Why did the disabled driver had difficulty getting his Honda between the two stationary Toyotas?

He had Parallel Parkinson's disease.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Alcoholic to God

God meets alcoholic and tells him that he has been doing a lot of wrong things so has to suffer. He tells him he can choose one out of two diseases.

* Parkinson's disease (hand will shake continuously)
* Alzheimer's disease (memory loss)

After thinking for some, he replied that he ...

Two very active seniors

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you ...

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There was this sick elderly couple celebrating their anniversary

The husband was very old and weak, and spoke with a stutter. The wife had a severe case of Parkinson's disease and was confined to a wheelchair, as she was constantly shaking uncontrollably.

They eat a nice dinner at a hotel and decide to get a room. The bellman follows them up to the hotel a...

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