Girl, are you the secant of angle Z?

Cuz you sure are sec(Z)

A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

what do you call a blind mathematician?

a secant.

What’s blind man’s favorite trigonometric function?

Secant

How long does it take to draw a line through a circle without going through the center?

About a secant

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I participated in a trigonometry competition

I got secant place.

I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry...

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

"Oh secant, you say?"

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

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