Secant Jokes - 11 Hilarious Secant Jokes

Why didn’t the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan.

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Girl, are you the secant of angle Z?

Cuz you sure are sec(Z)

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What did the circle say when the square kept asking him a question?

Wait a secant

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what do you call a blind mathematician?

a secant.

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What’s blind man’s favorite trigonometric function?

Secant

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How long does it take to draw a line through a circle without going through the center?

About a secant

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I participated in a trigonometry competition

I got secant place.

I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry...

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

"Oh secant, you say?"

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

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Little Johnny was sitting in Geometry class

The teacher asks the class: "If a whale is swimming in the ocean at 314 miles per hour and the ocean impales it with a harpoon, what is the mass of the whale?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and says "That's impossible! What do you mean the ocean impaled it?"

"Well, it doesn't r...

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