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### Girl, are you the secant of angle Z?

Cuz you sure are sec(Z)

a secant.

### A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

Secant

### How long does it take to draw a line through a circle without going through the center?

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### I participated in a trigonometry competition

I got secant place.

### I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry...

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

### How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

"Oh secant, you say?"

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

### Little Johnny was sitting in Geometry class

The teacher asks the class: "If a whale is swimming in the ocean at 314 miles per hour and the ocean impales it with a harpoon, what is the mass of the whale?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and says "That's impossible! What do you mean the ocean impaled it?"

"Well, it doesn't r...

### [Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan