For the last couple of weeks i've been unable to stop singing songs by Tony Bennet, Nat king Cole, Perry Como and Bing crosby. After a while it all got too much so I went to see my doctor.

Apparently i have crooner virus!

What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca?

Como te llama

Here, have a joke in spanish

“sabe inglés?"

"si"

"como se dice 'un zapato' en inglés?"

"a shoe"

"salud"

"gracias”

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At a Sunday family lunch, a daughter, good student aged 20, announces that she is pregnant.

Father drops the fork and knife in shock. Mother looks at her in total disbelief. None of them are able to say a word for couple of seconds, before yelling starts... What was she thinking about? Of course she does not plan to keep it? They invested so much in her education, how could she do this? Wh...

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We're doing Spanish jokes now?

My buddy told me this one:

¿Como se cambie el sexo de un burro?

Enciérralo en un cuarto hasta que se aburra.

What does a Dark Souls player say when they meet someone?

¿Hola, como Estus?

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