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Hoppy Jokes

What does the Canadian guy says he does after drinking a really hoppy beer?

IPA!

What do hoppy beers and Canadian urinals have in common?

I pee, eh

How is a rabbit like an IPA?

They both taste hoppy.

what do you call a mean frog?

un hoppy

The Easter Bunny walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "I suppose you want a White Rabbit." The Easter Bunny says,

"I don't care, just give me something hoppy."

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a kangaroo walks into a bar while on vacation...

A kangaroo walks into a bar while on vacation.

Bartender:Don't see to many kangaroos in here, what can I get ya?
Kangaroo: I'm not feeling myself, want something that takes me back to my roots.

The bartender pours a beer and gives it to the kangaroo. The kangaroo drinks it.

K...

Saw in the new year with some Australian kangaroo beer

Nice and hoppy

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite beer?

A double IPA because of it's high alcohol content he can get drunk quick, after dealing with those kids all day.
Oh... the the fact that it's extra hoppy is just a bonus!

Where does Quentin Tarantino hide his Easter eggs?

In his movies



Alt. Punchline, Inglorious Baskets. Hoppy Easter yall!

A one-legged man goes to a beer bar

Bartender asks "What'll you have?"

He replies "Something hoppy"

I like my beers as I like my Paralympians

strong and hoppy



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What did the bartender say to his customer that liked his beer bitter.

“Don’t worry. Beer hoppy.

What kind of beer do rabbits drink?

Doesn't matter as long as it's hoppy

Did you hear about the frog who got his legs cut of?

He was Un-Hoppy

The adopted bunny

An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit. It had a tendency to scurry up trees like its step-siblings instead of hopping along the ground. And it ate a...

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Classic Rocky and Bullwinkle pun

On a December trip to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, Ferdinand Feghoot was summoned to the local college, Wossamotta U. by Inspector Fenwick, the Chief of Police.

There he was confronted with an appalling scene. Bullwinkle, the town's leading citizen, had been smashed flatter than a kippered her...

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