Over Weight Jokes - 8 Hilarious Over Weight Jokes

Why don't you ever see an over weight ghost?

They are deathly afraid of being exorcized

New studies show that over weight women...

....live significantly longer than men who mention it.

Saw an over weight goth today,

I thought to myself, he's morbidly obese.

What do you call it when someone bullies an over weight ISIS member?

Cali-fat shaming.

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An Italian Farmer was working the fields with his three sons and notices that two of them were out of breath because they were over weight.

He called over to his three sons and spoke to each of them.

Papa: "Luigi, why are you such a fat fuck?"
Luigi: "Papa, I love eating my wife's lasagna. It's so good!!!"
Papa: "Son, you need to take smaller bites."

Papa: "Mario, why are you such a fat fuck?"
Mario: "Papa, I lo...

A fortune teller told me I'd come into big money one day.

I'm now married to my over weight wife called penny.

A man goes to see the doctor about his weight

After getting off the scales the doctor starts to explain that he is too heavy for his height, being only 5’10 he is actually the weight of a healthy 6’ man.

When the man arrives home his wife asks if the doctor confirmed that he is over weight and needs to slim down.

Happily the man ...

A man sees a sign that reads "lose weight now!"...

...with a number listed on the bottom. The man had been feeling a little over weight so he decided to call the sign. A woman answered the phone and told him to be at the local hangout the following morning.

The next morning comes and the man is at the local hangout when a woman walks up to h...

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