Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

Why hasn’t columbine won a basketball championship since 1999?

They lost their best shooters

Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster....

Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"

Do you know any columbine jokes?

I guess I'll give it a shot

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Michael Moore's first cut of a certain movie involved lots of pornstars and oral sex. But people didn't like it, so he cut that out. It wasn't the pornstars fault though.

They tried their best and were blowing for Columbine

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Roses are red

I wish you were mine

Wait- is that an Uzi?

Fuck, it's Columbine

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