He’s got all kinds of flowers - daisies, petunias, roses, and even wildflowers like firewheels and bluebonnets. He has the most expansive collection of flowers in the city, all of the highest quality, and business is booming.
However, one day, a group of priests moved in across the street and...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150.
His parents look at the truck and ask, "Where did you get that truck?!"
"I bought it today," he says.
"With what money?" says his mother.
They knew what a new F150 cost.
"Well," he says, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars."
The father looks at him like he's ...
… was dusting of the bookshelves when the phone rang. He picked up “This is James speaking, at your service” “James, is my wife at home?” “Yes, sir” “And is she alone?” “No, sir” “Is she with my lawyer?” “Yes, sir” “And is she in her bedroom?” “I’m afraid so, sir” “I se...
Came up with this myself.
What do you call a goat that’s been eating your petunias?
So an American WWII soldier finally takes a break from the frontlines...
So an American WWII soldier finally takes a break from the frontlines and is on a train to London, where he will tour for the next week or so. He boards a train and notices that there are no empty seats, as it is overcrowded, and begins to search for an empty seat. He walks to one end of the trai...
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Timmy's Letter To Santa
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
A circus stopped in a small town. An elephant escaped and found its way into an old woman's garden. Not recognizing the beast, she frantically called the sheriff. "Sherrif, there's an enormous awful beast in my garden, and it's pulling up my petunias with its tail". "Oh?" said the sheriff. "and w...