Bloomer Jokes - 8 Hilarious Bloomer Jokes

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

“Ringling Brothers is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a dancing bear. I always wanted to see one of those.”

“Maybe next year,” says the man. “Work’s really busy this week.”

The next night at dinner, t...

I learned about woodturning after my 30's

I was a lathe bloomer.

What did the seed say to the flower?

Okay Bloomer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are taking their wives to play golf.

The Englishman's wife walks up to the tee, bends over to put her ball on the tee, the wind blows her skirt up and she isn't wearing underwear. The Englishman says, "My heavens Elizabeth where are your underthings? She replies "Reginald, on the money you give me for the household, I can't afford un...

What did the young plant say to the old plant?

Ok bloomer.

So I was walking past a rose bush today and it said something really crotchety and ill-informed.

I was like, "ok, bloomer."

I have some frilly pants. They are never on time. It's OK, though...

They're late bloomers

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A dog named

Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.

That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot.

But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and named his dog ?

It goes like this:
"One day and I took a walk and he ran...

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