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Omelettes Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do cats make the fluffiest omelettes?

They have the best whiskers

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An Englishman, an American and a Japanese guy are on a boat, moments away from plunging over a waterfall to their doom...

Suddenly a genie appears. The genie explains that he is of limited power. He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies.

The American steps up first. 'I love my country. Before I die I want to sing my national anthem one last time. The full versi...

I'm going to write a book about poker and making omelettes...

I'm going to call it "Knowing the Right Time to Fold"

What are Amish children called?

Omelettes.

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Three salesmen, an Englishman, a French man, and an American, meet in an airport...

and eventually the topic turns to sex.


The Englishman says, "Before I left for this trip, I made love to my wife 3 times. The next morning she woke up and made me a big breakfast of fried bacon, potatoes and eggs. As I went out the door she gave me a passionate kiss and told me last night...

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