Ocean Floor Jokes - 9 Hilarious Ocean Floor Jokes

The ocean floor is just like the red light district

It's dark, sketchy, and everyone has experience with crabs

What shakes on the ocean floor?

A nervous wreck!

Ha ha, I’m shore that you sea what I did there.

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What is giant, pink and drags across the ocean floor?

Moby's Dick

A cargo ship carrying a shipment of mannequins sunk to the ocean floor

It was one thousand legs under the sea.

Three friends are out fishing, having a competition to see who can catch the biggest fish.

The first guy says “Ill use worms as bait, surely this will catch the largest fish. My dad was a fisherman for all of his life, and taught me all of his tricks to catching the biggest fish. There is no possible way you guys can beat me.”

The second guy bursts out laughing. “You expect to catc...

People are always asking me 'how deep can a submarine dive'...

And I always answer 'all the way to the ocean floor'.

The trick really is coming back up again.

A man is in Iraq and sees a fancy antique lamp for sale in shop.

The shop owner assured the man that if he rubbed the lamp a genie would appear and he would get 3 wishes.

The man spent many days planning for his three wishes and finally rubbed the lamp.

When the genie appeared the man exclaimed in wonder. It was true! "For my first wish....."
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Three generals were sitting on a battleship.

Three generals, one from the army, one from the navy, and one from the marines, were sitting on the deck of a battleship, having a drink after a long day of drills. They get into a debate about which company had the braver soldiers. So the navy captain calls to one of his cadets, “Private!! I wan...

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