Davy Jones Jokes - 8 Hilarious Davy Jones Jokes

Davy Jones was a lucky man

He had 3 grown men fighting for his heart

What does Davy Jones like to work out the most on his body?

His dead man's chest.

You've probably heard of Davy Jones' locker, but do you know who Davy Jones is?

He's a Sea-Monkee.

I didn't believe that a friend had a picture of his mom after a bukkake party with Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork, and Davy Jones.

But then I saw her face...

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Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead.

You know what they say.

You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees.

Irish Vs. English

An English naval vessel is called to attention by an Irish Guard.

Irish: Aye, approaching vessel, I advise ye turn 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.

The English Captain replies: "Negative, sir. We advise you redirect 15 degrees north to avoid said collision."

Irish: I repea...

What’s a pirates favourite paint?

Davy Jones Lacquer.

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Injured Pirate Captain

An old pirate captain was having a talk with a young pirate captain out on the docks.

They joked for a bit until the young captain gets the courage to ask: “What happened to your leg?”

The old captain was eager to respond: “Oh this ‘ere leg? Well ye see lad, I was in a chase with an en...

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