O Clock Jokes - 10 Hilarious O Clock Jokes

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This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight.

At around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, he headed for home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly he realized she'd probably wake up so he cuckooed another 9 times. He was really proud of himself, having a quick, witty solution, even when smashed...

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A Man goes to a doctor, says he has a problem, he always poops at 7 o clock...

doctor asks why this is a problem

the man answers "I wake up at 8"

I asked my boss, “Can I leave work early today?”

Boss: Only if you make up the time.

Me: It’s 49 past 70 o clock.

Boss: You’re fired.

A man has an urgent need to get a potato clock.

He was bewildered at first, but he wanted to make his new boss happy, so he went to the local clock shop and asked
"Do you happen to have a potato clock?"
Inwhich the clerk said he didn't, and told him to try the hardware store. So the man walked to the hardware store and explained to the sho...

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An old man passed away whilst having sex

When the police asked his wife how it happened, she burst in to tears.

"You see officer, we always have sex at 12 o clock on sunday when the church bells ring"

"But why when the church bells ring?" Asked the officer

"Its the perfect rhythm. At the first chime he thrusts, at the ...

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After being invited for a night out with "the boys"...

After being invited for a night out with "the boys", a man promised his wife he would be home by midnight.

Having not seen his friends in a while, the man lets time get away from him and gets wasted, stumbling out of his taxi 3 hours late.

As he tries to sneak into the bedr...

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Two Jamaicans...

***If you have a thing against bad accents, you're going to have a bad time.***

...Are browsing thru some generic, privately-owned shop. On their way out one of them remarks, "Dere's nuting to do in dis town." The couple who owns the shop overhears this while clerking at the front counter and...

A blonde buys a car.

She drives it home then goes to bed. The next morning she goes to work. After working all day she leaves at eleven o clock at night. She gets inside her car starts it up, but the car won't go she calls a mechanic and he tows the car to his garage and looks at it and says there is nothing wrong with ...

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A young man is walking home from his job at a local software company

He worked late that night, and the sun had already fallen below the sky. The man enjoyed the two mile walk to work in the morning, but the cold of the night made the way back numb, rigid, and surreal. The man followed long, curving roads through the dark pine forests, illuminated by cold sunlight re...

A, An, The walk into a discotheque

It was 7 o clock and 3 guys: *A, An, The* went for a walk. They thought to themselves that they always work for other words. That was boring. They wanted some fun at work. Their friendship was really strong and that sparked an idea - why don't we just start a business? Sure compatibility was no issu...

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