This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

A Man goes to a doctor, says he has a problem, he always poops at 7 o clock...

doctor asks why this is a problem

the man answers "I wake up at 8"

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

Welcome to the eleven 'o clock news

I am your anchor Francis FullOfFrenchPeople. In today's highlights, a group of scientists were hospitalized when a monkey they had been running tests on in a lab got violent and started throwing flaming feces at them They were said to have suffered Turd Debris Burns.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the...

A man was brought to the ER badly injured from an accident. โ€œWeโ€™re losing him!โ€ said a nurse.

โ€œNot on my watch!โ€ said the surgeon, who clocked out and went home.

Potato clock

A man was starting a new job and didn't want to be late. So he went to the clockmakers and asked to buy a Potato clock.

The clock maker was puzzled. "What's a Potato clock?"

The man replied "I don't know. I said to my wife that I didn't want to be late to work at 9 am, so she told me t...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.