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Alphabets Jokes

How a Chemist reads the alphabets

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Say the alphabets!

One day lil Jhonny had to badly go to the bathroom. His English teacher Miss. Strict didn't believe he had to go that badly and thought he was disrupting the class so told him to hold it in. Lil Jhonny kept pestering her every 5 mins until she had it. So she said recite the alphabets quickly and I'l...

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The teacher is teaching about the alphabets.

Teacher : Josh, give me a sentence beginning with the letter I.

Josh : Ok, I is...

Teacher : Stop! You never put a ‘is’ after an ‘I’ , always use ‘am’ after I.

Josh : Ok. I is the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher : ...
LISTEN HERE, YOU little SHIT.

A girl asks a boy, "Why is the order of alphabets, ABCDEFG?"

The boy says, "It's because **a** **b**oy **c**an **d**o **e**verything **f**or **g**irls."

The girl is very moved by such a wonderful sentiment. They start to hang out and go on dates, but the boy never does anything for the girl. The girl complains to a friend about the boy.

The fr...

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