He got bored so he started working as a waiter at a restaurant for fun. When he had to bring his first meal to a customer, he suddenly grabbed his tennis racket, threw the meal in the air and smacked it with his racket, against the wall. The customer freaked out. 'WHAT THE HELL!? I'M CALLING THE MAN...
What does Roger Federer call his backup racket?
The Federer Reserve
Roger Federer, Pat Rafter and John McEnroe decide to go to a party dressed as stars.
"I'll be Betelgeuse," says Federer.
Rafter says, "OK, I'll be Sirius".
McEnroe says, "YOU CANNOT BE SIRIUS."
INTERVIEWER: Roger Federer, why do you like Switzerland so much?
RODGER FEDERER: Well the flag is a big plus.
Roger Federer asked what the large silver dish was for.
"Seconds", they replied.