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Federer Jokes

TIL that 50% of Roger Federer's......

....name is "er"

What time does Roger Federer go to bed?

Tennish

What is the name of the drug that Roger Federer uses in secret ?

Tennis Enlarger.

So Roger Federer retired from his tennis career

He got bored so he started working as a waiter at a restaurant for fun. When he had to bring his first meal to a customer, he suddenly grabbed his tennis racket, threw the meal in the air and smacked it with his racket, against the wall. The customer freaked out. 'WHAT THE HELL!? I'M CALLING THE MAN...

Federer vs. Nadal

Goodmonson:
Seventeen Grand Slams. You can't argue with that. Federer's the greatest of all time.

Harry Harryman:
You can't be the greatest if you always lose to the guy who's supposed to be the second greatest. Federer's great but Nadal is the greatest.

Steve Bytheway:
There'...

What does Roger Federer call his backup racket?

The Federer Reserve

INTERVIEWER: Roger Federer, why do you like Switzerland so much?

RODGER FEDERER: Well the flag is a big plus.

What is Roger Federer's favorite phone

The IPhone 10 s

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