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My English teacher said you can’t make a sentence with only nouns.

Wheel sea

Mr. Tom was teaching his class about abstract nouns.

He explained how abstract nouns refer to something you can think of, but can't touch. He then asked a student sitting at the back of the class for an example.

*"My father's Cadillac."*

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I told this guy that nouns were pointless.

He said, "Give me a good reason, you !"

I said, "Now now, there's no need for names."

can·ni·bal ˈkanəb(ə)l/ noun

Someone that is fed up with people

Whenever someone asks me my pronouns

I tell them I just get by with the amateur ones.

During shelter in place, I realize that I miss people, place, and things.

So nouns. I essentially miss nouns.

Why is Oedipus bad at Latin?

He conjugated where he should have declined.

>!Latin verbs have conjugations and latin nouns have declinsions.!<

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What's the LGBT community's favorite position?

Sixty-*Nouns*

Simple instructions from an English teacher for a great essay.

1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Don't abbrev.
3. Personally, in my opinion, a writer or essayist should not make use of too many words or phrases which he does not necessarily need in many cases.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. Dont, use, commas, when they are, unnecessary.
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