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Northern Territory Jokes

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A cattle station owner owner was having a drink at a pub in the Northern Territory...

A Yank walked in and started bragging.

"Ah come from Texas," he said "where everything's big. You call your stations big! In Texas, it takes a whole week to ride around my spread on a horse!"

"Shit!" exclaimed the station owner "I had a horse like that so we shot the lazy bastard."

Cows

CSIRO Officials admitted that they found about 200 dead crows on the highway between Noonamah and Palmerston, in Northern Territory, where there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

The Territory Government approved and the CSIRO contracted a bird pathologist to examine the rem...

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