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David Byrne gets elected US President. His first official act is to ban the penny. He issued an executive order to...

Stop making cents.
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The Top 10 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes

Here are the Top 10 2017 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes!

1. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” Ken Cheng


2. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” Frankie Boyle


3. “I’ve given up asking rhetorical q...

I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months...

...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean.

-Ed Byrne
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Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana.

I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail.


^-- ^Ed ^Byrne
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