Byrne Jokes - 4 Hilarious Byrne Jokes

David Byrne gets elected US President. His first official act is to ban the penny. He issued an executive order to...

Stop making cents.

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I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months...

...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean.

-Ed Byrne

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Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana.

I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail.

^-- ^Ed ^Byrne

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