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Nitrates Jokes

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

Took a job in a fertiliser factory...

It's my first daytime job where they give me nitrates.

I once had a 2nd shift job, 3pm-11pm.

They even had a shift differential!

After my first couple weeks I received a case of hotdogs along with my paycheck. I thought nothing of it, but then it happened again next payday, and honestly the paycheck felt a little short.

I approached my boss and asked him what the deal was....

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