I asked my chem teacher wether he knew the formula for nitrous oxide

Unfortunately he said no

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for the people complaining about how i messed up the formula name, its a joke, it doesnt matter

They told me it was foolish to fill the room with nitrous oxide...

Well, who's laughing now.

Tell someone a joke and they'll laugh for a day. Suffocate them with nitrous oxide...

...and they'll laugh for the rest of their life.

They said I could never flood New York City with nitrous oxide.

Who's laughing now?

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I just took nitrous oxide, and laxatives.

For shits, and giggles.

C3PO is trying to get Nitrous Oxide for his robot friend.

He walks up to a vampire and says 'I want Nos for Ar-Too'.

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Why did the redditor mix a bottle of laxatives with nitrous oxide?

The same reason he did everything else: for shits and giggles.

What's funny about a FedEx guy telling a joke about his truck full of Nitrous oxide?

There is nothing funny about the joke, it's his delivery.

My fellow investors mocked me for buying shares in Nitrous Oxide.

It's the laughing stock.

What's so cool about the nitrous/ethanol powered rocket?

You can continue to get higher even when the engine is turned off.

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Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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The Dental Appt.

>A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot."No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.
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>The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: " I can't do the gas thing. The thought of ha...

Saucy!?

I tried to make a 'fancy' sauce last night at dinner, I mixed vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide, sadly, all I managed was make myself an Absolut laughing stock!

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The worst part about getting caught jerking off at work is having to explain the belt wrapped around your neck to the new intern.

Was too high on nitrous and forgot to lock my office door...

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A man is at the dentist for a root canal.

The dentist, picking up a syringe, moved toward the patient.

“WHOAAA! What’s that for?” Asked the patient

“Well, this injection will numb the area around your tooth and keep you from feeling pain during the procedure” explained the dentist.

“No way! I am deathly afraid of needl...

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Man these party drugs kids are taking are getting weirder and weirder.

Just heard they are now breathing large amounts of nitrous oxide after taking a huge dose of exlax.

It's street name is Shits and Giggles.

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