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New Line Jokes

William Shatner has discontinued his new line of lingerie.

Apparently, Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a name.

Starbucks and Victoria's Secret are collaborating on a new line of designer lingerie.

Coffee cups.

PlayStation has announced a new line of shoes for gamers.

Thier first pair will be called Demon Soles.

Have you heard about Gucci's new line of baby clothes?

Gucci-goo

Did you hear Adidas just released their new line of plus-sized yoga pants?

They’re called Adipose.

Guitar maker Fender has announced a new line of woodwind instruments

Coming soon, the Saxofender.

I'm releasing a new line of sleep aids featuring melatonin-infused almonds, cashews, and pistachios.

They're called Doze Nuts.

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Did you guys see the new line of Tony Romo's cologne?

Every time you wear it, you fuck up and the other guy scores.

My new line of heavy duty adult diapers will be called pangaea pull-ups,

It's for the super-incontinent

A new line of Samsung washing machines was launched today

16 injured

William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath.

They're going to be called Shatner Pants.

Did you hear that Goop's new line of hair care products made from guano turned out to be fake?

It was *sham*poo.

I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks.

Because rulers were made to be broken.

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So Fabio is endorsing a new line of Fleshlights

They're calling them "I can't believe it's not butt."

Have you heard the joke about Oprah's new line at Starbucks?

It's a warm, comforting, medium-dark roast.

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

nothing they were tearable.

A History of Mazda

(I hope this isn't technically a Rule 6 violation)

Mazda is suffering in car sales, and so begins some new lines of products and tag lines.

They get into gardening, bloom bloom,

The military, boom boom,

Condoms, coom coom,

Textiles, loom loom,

Psychedelics,...

How Old

His wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics absolutely guaranteed to make her looks years longer. She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the "miracle" products.

Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and said, "Honey, honestly now, what...

Richard, a good friend of mine, insisted that it's now impossible to get a "repost" to the front page of /r/jokes...

"Every joke ever written has been posted to Reddit and there is nothing left to joke about." Said Richard and he even suggesting many of you would agree.

"Put your money down on the table, I bet I can get a "repost" to the front page!" I replied with a sense of regret as I soon as I said tho...

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