Why doesn't Santa deliver presents to Captain Nemo?
Because he's on the Nautilus
When I was a kid, I saw Finding Nemo on Ice.
That was my first time doing meth.
What's the difference between Finding Nemo and Shrek?
Finding Nemo is about Efficiency.
I want to start a company and call it Nemo..
Then get Disney to make a Biopic on my life and call it 'Founding Nemo'
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can't be found.
Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?
Because it was a sewer side mission!
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A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies “I just did some homework.”
The robot slaps the son. The son then says “Okay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.”
Dad asks “What movie were you watching?” The son replies “Finding Nemo”. The robot s...
I was phoned by Rick Astley, who asked me to borrow some Pixar DVD's...
I said "Fair enough You can have 'Toy Story', 'A Bug's Life' and 'Finding Nemo' but I'm never gonna give you 'Up'".
Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son.
It's called Finding Dowry.
When watching movies...
I tend to hold my breath to see how long I can go while the hero is underwater..
I almost died during “Finding Nemo”.
Friend 1: I just watched a film in which a man’s wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and has to chase thr kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Friend 2 : Uhhh...
So I was telling my dad
That the entire team that worked on finding Nemo had to take fish biology 101. Then he says "so does it ever bother you that the fish are talking?"
That was the hardest I laughed in a while
I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character.
I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo
I’ve always tried to hold my breath when a character is under water, to see if I could survive the situation
Finding Nemo was a tough one
The Shape of Water?
More like Grinding Nemo, amirite?
My friend once accused me of boiling my pets
To prove to him that this simply wasn't the case I showed him my hamster, Hamish, alive and well. He then said 'what about the incident with nemo?'
I said don't be ridiculous, that's a whole different kettle of fish.
Old but gold
One day, John visited Rick to borrow some movie to watch.
John: "can i borrow some of your movies?"
Rick: "Sure thing, just follow me"
John followed rick to a room full of movies from a to z
Rick: "so what are you looking for?"
John: "oh just some family friend...
So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...
I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"