What did Michael Jackson have in common with the second place finisher at the Daytona 500?

They both came in a little behind.

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4 college students are having a great time on spring break.

So they decide to spend an extra week away from class. One of the students calls his professor, and says "prof, we are stuck in Daytona beach. We won't be able to make it back in time for exams because the tire on our car blew. We need to get it fixed before we head back".

The prof says "no p...

Rednecks love more races than any other group

Indy 500, Talladega, and Daytona just to name a few

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