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Dale Earnhardt Jokes

What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Their biggest hits were all "The Wall"

What is the difference between Dale Earnhardt Jr and Jesus Christ?

One of them is the son of God and the other one died for your sins

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf Hitler have in common?

They both died before finishing a race.

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What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album?

Dark side of the moon.

You sick bastard.

Racecar backwards is still racecar

But racecar sideways is how Dale Earnhardt died.

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West Virginia Zoo just got a new gorilla!

A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. ...

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