So Bill Gates sends Melinda a Hotmail after the divorce.
"Let’s get married again” he writes.
“What do you mean?” she replies on MSN. “We just got divorced! You said the marriage wasn’t working! Why would you want to start everything up again?”
“That’s always worked before” he says.
A msn walks into a hospital wanting to give blood.
They weren't accepting typO's that day.
I like my exes like I like my msn messenger
Misremembered fondly but gone forever.
My girlfriend left me because I'm 'out of touch'... whatever that means.
She's yet to reply to my apologetic MSN messages.
I'm single for so long
My last girlfriend dumped me on MSN.
IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?
If you answered no, you need to have that repaired as soon as possible. Many of your perishables that depend on the cold to stay fresh may expire and become unusable. This can become costly, having a faulty refrigeration system and continuing to throw away food as the appliance goes in and out of us...