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What do Mormons play instead of "Fuck, Marry, Kill"?

Marry, Marry, Marry

Mormons be like, “you know what’d be fun?”

Doesn’t matter.

Mormons are really nice people. They all smile at you.

Some of them even blink.

What do the Brits call Mormons?

knock knock blokes.

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God invented Mormons so...

...Christians would know how Jews feel.

A man dies and goes to hell where he finds himself in the middle of a tour.

The tour guide walks them to a room of people covered in scorpions and says- “Here is where all of the Catholics go.” He then takes them to a room where all of the people are burning alive- “This is where all of the baptists go.” He then walks the group into a beautiful valley where children are run...

Why do you always invite two Mormons to a party?

Because if you invite only one, he'll drink all the booze.

Why do Mormons think Christ’s second coming will be in America?

Because they think he will end their Missouri.

What's the difference between Mormons and Baptists?

Baptists say hello to each other in the liquor store

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What do R. Kelly fans and Mormons have in common?

They both defend sexual predators.

What's the difference between the Mormons and Donald Trump?

One has millions of religious zealots that think you're going to Hell and the rest of the world can't stand. The other's a church.

Why do Mormons get away with murder?

The all share DNA

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don’t know, they keep coming to my house and they aren’t changing anything.

Why do Mormons get married on Black Friday?

Because they get 2 for 1.

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Two Mormons knock on an old Englishman's door...

The old man opens the door and smiles at the two fine gentlemen dressed in white dress shirts and black ties. They say, "Hello, we're with the church of Latter-day Saints and we're here to spread the gospel of God. Do you mind if we come in to speak with you?" The old man replies with a smile, "Sure...

Mormons believe...

Mormons believe in wife after death.

Why don't the mormons just open their own Hospital if praying really works?

Because you can't make money off of prayers.

Netflix should make a series about what Mormons say before they ring the door bell.

I would binge watch the shucks out of it.

What do Mormons say when they go to the strip club?

Do they come in bulk?

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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