Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.

Because owning Christians isn't legal, obviously.

What do you call a group of atheists?

A non-prophet

Why are atheists bad at exponents?

Because they don’t believe in a higher power.

If The Atheists don't believe in religion, what do you call people that don't believe in science.

The Stupidest.

When I was 8, I had a friend who was raised by atheists.

He once told me, “I don’t know where Adam and Eve is...”

“Are,” I corrected. “And they’re in heaven.”

“I don’t know where Adam and Eve are,” he corrected. “But my mom and dad sure do shop there often.”

I heard the atheists are trying to get tax exempt status now

they are a non-prophet organization

Why do atheists give away all their unnecessary money?

They’re a non-prophet organization

In fact, religious persons are not much different from atheists…

There are 4,000 religions in the world.

A religious person believes that 3,999 religions are wrong.

An atheist believes that 4,000 religions are wrong.

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Hey Atheists! If God isn’t real,

Then why did my girlfriend get pregnant even though we didn’t have sex?

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What’s the difference between an evangelist and an atheist?

Atheists don’t fuck kids and lie about believing in God

If Christians read the bible to strengthen their beliefs, what should atheists read to strengthen theirs?

The same.

Why shouldn’t atheists pay taxes?

They are not for prophets

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

A pick up line for atheists

Did you fall from heaven?

Because your unbelievable.

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