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Moonlights Jokes

I'm an anaesthetist that moonlights as a meal designer for French Celiacs

I love to leave people pain free

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What do you call a therapist who moonlights as a prostitute?

A cathartic thot.

Did you hear about the lawyer who moonlights as a U2 impersonator?

He calls himself Pro Bono.

What do you call an arachnid that moonlights in espionage?

A SPYder.

What do you call an overweight bounty droid who moonlights as an Instagram influencer?

An IG unit.

the knights

What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?

Sir Vey

What is the name of the agreeable knight?

Sir Tenly

What is the name of the Knight who used to be a slave?

Sir Vent

What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony?
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Estelle and Murray's 47th wedding anniversary was coming up,

and Estelle wanted to make it extra special for Murray.

"Murray", she said, "You never do anything fun for yourself."

"What do you mean, Estelle? I go bowling all the time."

"That's still so boring though. I want to spice things up for you. You deserve it. We've been together al...

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