A boogie board was abandoned in a man-made lake.

Days or maybe even weeks go by without it interacting with anyone or anything.

It drifts mindlessly around, because no one is there to direct it. It starts to day dream about a time where it wasn't alone in a glorified pond.

A few more weeks go by of this boring life, when it suddenly ...

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

What did the monks chant during the electric boogie danceoff?

Ohm.

When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me

I was never scared though, I loved disco music

What kind of music do they play at the Mos Eisley cantina? #StarsWarsJoke

Boogie Wookie.

Who's the scariest dancer ever?

The Boogie Man

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How do you make a Kleeex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

I have a little Christmastime request!! I am actually here for some good jokes for a 9 year old boy! I am looking to make him a joke book for Christmas. (Things are a little tight this year)
If anyone has a good one that's kid friendly I would really appreciate...

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Two lip-reading deaf guys walk into a pub.

One turns to the other and says (in a mongy deaf voice), "You go find a seat...I'll get the drinks in".
He walks up to the bar and says, "Bartender, could I please have two pints of lager?"
"Certainly," replies the barman, "That'll be £10."
"Ten pounds?" gasps the deaf guy, "That's a...

How do u make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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