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What is your favorite Norm Macdonald joke/lune

"You,re the first defensive player ever to win the Heisman trophy, and no one can take that away from you."


"....Unless, of course, you kill your wife and a waiter"

If you see your joke, by all means comment, but don't repeat it, find another -he has thousands and thousands - I ...

A stupid pun joke- The moon and the sun are having a conversation

The moon and the sun are having a conversation.
The moon says โ€œHey, you have been pretty dark lately. That kinda defies your entire sol purpose. The sun replies with โ€œWhen will you stop telling me these stupid puns like a lune-atic.โ€

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

Bum walks into a bar...

Trailing right behind him, the tiniest man the bartender's ever seen.
The bum says, "If you buy me a whiskey, my friend will play you a song."
The bartender pours the bum a shot. The little guy runs over to the piano, leaps up onto the stool, and plays a flawless rendition of Chopin's Polonais...

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