Seems my girlfriend's moonlighting as a parts model
I overheard her on the phone to her friend, boasting about how much she was earning doing hand and foot jobs.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
A Red Oscar Envelope walks into a bar and asks
am I Moonlighting or Emma Stoned?
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