His first Sunday there, he walks into town, excited to praise the Lord in his new church with his new neighbors.
But glowering faces step out from the darkness behind the open doors before he even makes it up the stairs. The congregation tells him he has to go to "his" church, which is on the...
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Something elsewhere on reddit reminded me of this old joke. - - - Four nuns are tragically killed in a car accident.
Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates they find Saint Peter awaiting them.
He greets them politely saying, “My dear sisters in Christ, before I can allow anyone to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, I must ask each a question.”
Continuing, as he smiles down at them, “I must emphasize, being tru...
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