How did the ancient Egyptian monarchs attract people?

With "Pharoahmones"

What do you call a group of Norwegian monarchs who ride motorcycles and enjoy both men and women?

The Bikings.

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What do you call a motorcycle club comprised entirely of bisexual monarchs from Scandinavia?

The Bikings.

European monarchs are a lot like beef Wellington.

They're in bread.

What's more inbred than English monarchs?

Wheat.

An interview with a vampire

An interview with a vampire.

Interviewer: Voad, You have been living for the last 5000 years, in almost every country on the planet. You have seen rulers come and go, empires rise and fall. Please, tell me what you have done to occupy yourself during this time.

Voad: Well, I have tak...

My favourite Math pun

There were once 3 kingdoms that bordered the same lake. In the middle of the lake there was an island, and the 3 kingdoms had been fighting over it for years. No one seemed to be able to keep the upper hand for very long and no one had been victorious. The wars over this little island were very cost...

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