My grandfather told me that teenagers have become so lazy because of technology.
"They're not the only ones," I said, looking at his mobility scooter.
A Target inspired joke
I got fired from Target but it was worth it. My coworker Alfred was stocking shelves and I was at front. A large lady came in and inquired about the mobility scooter. Hmmm I thought. A mobility scooter for fat people.
I got on the intercom and announced "Alfred, please bring around the Fatmo...