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Mlk Jokes

What would MLK do if he were alive today?

Scream and claw at the top of his coffin.

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White people are always butthurt about MLK day and black history month.

They always say, "It'd be racist of we had a holiday." They don't understand we do.... Fathers Day.

What’s the difference between the FBI and the ClA?

It's a difference of acronyms, you see.
One killed MLK, while the other killed
JFK.

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day...

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.

I said, "it's MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!"

You know, it's funny how MLK only has a day while sharks get a whole week.

It's probably because they're great whites.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we killed the one who had a dream.
Happy MLK day

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

There are extreme biases everywhere you look these days, for example..

It's totally okay for everyone paint red freckles on their face for Saint Patrick's Day, but when I wear black face on MLK Day it's a hate crime.

A man dies and goes to Heaven

As Jesus is giving him the tour, he notices something: “Why so many clocks?”

“Those are sin clocks.” Jesus explains, “Their movement represents every sin ever committed by everyone, every lie, fraud, and other untoward act, and each stops once they die. Fortunately, you’re a good man of fait...

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

From my gf

Me: What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day

Me: ...Why?

Her: I want to have dreams too

Ghandi is my role model

Everyone knows about Gandhi. Pacifist, role model of MLK, and arguably the most important man in the movement of Indian independence. Of course, aside from his upstanding character, he did have a multitude of physical flaws. As an Indian peasant, he rarely wore shoes because he was too poor to affor...

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The Talking Dog

One day, a man was going through personal ads and came across an ad for a supposed talking dog. When he sees this, he's immediately interested and decides he would check it out for fun. He contacts the person who posted the ad and is on his way in no time.

So he arrives to the owners house, ...

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