These vaccinated kids miss out on so much in life and it's disgusting
Polio, measles, rubella, typhoid, the list just goes on and on really
It's the first day of college, and the girls are finishing up orientation with the Dean of Women.
"In conclusion, ladies, if you get pregnant, you'll likely have to drop out and miss out on many of your dreams. Think about it: is that one hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of commitment?"
"Now," the Dean says, "Are there any questions?"
"Yeah," says a voice from the back. "How do yo...
Sheeps
3 sheep farmers, an Australian and a New Zealander and a Welshman are in a bar having a drink and chatting.
The Welshman asks the other two in what position they have relations with their sheep if needs become desperate.
The Kiwi says "Well, I'll grab a sheep by the back legs like a wh...
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A husband got a new job
A husband got a new job and had to go on his first ever business trip.
This was especially tough because he and his wife made love every other day and he was going to be gone for a week.
He didnât want his wife to miss him, or miss out on her regular orgasm, so he decided to buy her a ...
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3 farmers were talking about how they have sex with their sheep. The first one said âI put itâs back legs down my wellies so it canât run offâ. The second said âI put its back legs down my wellies and itâs front legs over a wall, gives a different positionâ
The third says âI put its back legs down my wellies, with it facing me and put its front legs over my shouldersâ âWhy do you do thatâ asked the others, âwell, I donât want to miss out on the kissingâ
A newly married man had to work interstate for a week
He didnât want his new bride to miss out whilst he was away, so be bought her a vibrator.
After a couple of days, he asked her if she was enjoying the new toy.
She told him that it was ok, but the only problem was that it knocked two of her teeth out.
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