Apart from "I love you", "I miss you", "You complete me" and "Can't live without you"?
What other jokes do you know?
What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?
Reload, and try again.
When i'm bored in Lockdown i just send flowers with An "i miss you" card to my neighbour John.
Then i go to the balcony with a drink and listen to his wife.
Dear son; Your mom and I love you very much, and we miss you dearly ever since you went to prison. I especially miss you now that spring is here, and it is time to plow the fields. The ground is hard, and my back is old. I am afraid I will never be able to plant the crops in time. Dad
Dear Dad:
Do not dig in the field. That is where I hid that thing. You know I can not say what it is because they read our mail. Just do not dig out there.
Your son
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Dear son:
The cops came out and dug up my fields. They sai...
It's with a heavy heart that I give a shout-out to my dad who couldn't be with us to see Endgame tonight. I miss you with all my heart.
Maybe pre-order your tickets on time next time, moron.
The first female president
The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein.
She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you'll be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a ten-hour drive,...
If you miss your ex
Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again
My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said,
"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"
A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy that my prayer worked.
My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"
I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars is a good quote
Unless you're an astronaut.
Which trees miss you the most?
Pine trees
What do you do when you miss your mother in law?
Reload
Aim
Shoot again!
What kind of drink you need when you miss your old girlfriend?
Ex on the beach
Do you know how to catch a bear?
Well, first you have to dig a deep hole in the woods and fill it half-full of ashes from the fireplace. Then place peas all around the outside of the hole. Finally, you hide in some nearby bushes and wait for a bear to come by.
When a bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. ...
What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?
Reload.
(Thanks Bob Dylan via Theme Time Radio Hour)
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