**Neil Diamond:** Hands... **NHS:** Yep, wash them for 20 seconds **Neil Diamond**: Touching hands.. **NHS:** No, don't do that **Neil Diamond:** Reaching out.. **NHS:** Errrr, avoid that too **Neil Diamond:** Touching me.. **NHS:** Oh no ### **Neil Diamond:**...
A man wrote the IRS saying . . .
. . . "I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have understated my income and have enclosed a check for $1500. If I still can't sleep I will send the rest".