A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?”
The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?"
A Greek man goes to a tailor to get some pants mended.
The tailor takes one look at the pants and goes "Euripides?" The man nods. "Yeah. Eumenides?"
A lecturer of aincent greek took his fancy trousers to be mended. Euripedes? asked the tailor
Yes, replied the lecturer. Eumenides?
How I became a successful businessman
When I was just about 21 with my shoes worn through and nothing to wear but the one set of clothes I stood up in, I spent my last nickel on an apple from the barrow in the poor end of town, and I walked up to the rich end of town, polishing the apple as I went, until I found someone to buy it from m...
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