Magic Johnson Jokes - 8 Hilarious Magic Johnson Jokes

My friend told me they got a high five from Magic Johnson.

"It's pronounced HIV," I said.

Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time

But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive.

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What do you call a penis that disappears?

A Magic Johnson.

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What do Magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen and roughly 250,000 children in Africa have in common?

A continuing chance to create a better tomorrow.

You **sick** bastards.

That’s magic...

I saw Magic Johnson yesterday, so I shook his hand and said, "How do you
do, Magic?"
He replied, "No idea , basketball's more my thing."

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

There's nothing scarier then a mosquito

coming out of Magic Johnson's house

Guys, I think I found the Cure to Aids!

It requires having a Magic Johnson.

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