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Lulled Jokes

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A young man is walking home from his job at a local software company

He worked late that night, and the sun had already fallen below the sky. The man enjoyed the two mile walk to work in the morning, but the cold of the night made the way back numb, rigid, and surreal. The man followed long, curving roads through the dark pine forests, illuminated by cold sunlight re...

The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.

"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard

"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".

"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves,...

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What the hell was that noise?

A man is traveling by train to visit a relative and is being lulled to sleep by the clickety-clack of the wheels on the track when suddenly there is a a screeching of twisted metal and the sound of smashed glass followed by clickety-clack again.

He is wondering what happened when the ticket ...

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