So a pimpled man goes to the doctor...

He comes in, but refuses to sit down. The nurse asks if there is anything she could help him with.

He waves her away politely, and holds his suitcase in the air, bumps the top of it and an entire stool comes folding out. He places the stool on the ground and tries to small talk with the nurse...

A man suffering from terrible stress goes to a psychiatrist for help...

He sits on the couch and jitters nervously.

"What seems to be the problem," the Psychiatrist asks.

"Well Doc, I've been having these two reoccurring dreams for months, and they're really starting to worry me. I'm sleeping less because I'm scared and it's taking a toll on me"

"I...

A man in his 60s goes to see the doctor.

I have the jitters, he explains to the doctor, can barely keep a steady hand. What do you drink, asks the doc. Anything you have available, the man answers. No, the doctor interrupts. I mean, do you drink a lot of alcohol? The patient thinks for a sec and then says: No, not a lot. I usually spill mo...

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