Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

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The secret to a happy life

Always stay gruntled, remain as combobulated as you can, and be just exactly the right amount of whelmed.

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

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