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Loose End Jokes

Should you tie or stitch your loose ends?

Maybe sew maybe knot!

I hired a hitman to clean up my sewing

He has been tying up all the loose ends.

Put to good use..

I have a friend who's a pilot for EasyJet.
But, because of this lockdown, he's off work,
So l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end, and he jumped at the chance.
l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.

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Why does anal porn never have a good plot?

Too many loose ends.

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