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Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies.

For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home

I finally got to live out my dreams of joining a reggae band with my triangle.

I just stand at the back and ting.

A man is driving along a country road and sees a sign; "$5 for talking dog, take next left."

Thinking this is some sort of joke, the man decides to check it out. So the man takes the left onto a a farm, and a farmer comes out.

F: You here about the dog?

M: Yeah, does the dog really talk?

F: Sure does, come here and I'll show ya.

The man and the farmer walk to the...

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