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Lithuanians Jokes

How many Lithuanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, unless their arms got ripped off in some sort of horrifying accident, in which case it still only takes one, just a different one.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

It pisses me off when Lithuanians get confused for Russians..

But if I was Russian, my name would be U. Fakov

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