My boss stared at me coldly and grumbled, “You’re fired!" Dejected, I slowly placed my gun and badge on the table. Apparently, he wasn't finished because then he shouted...
“You’re a waiter, brah! Where did you get those!?"
A salesman was looking for a house to sell his vacuum cleaner in a new territory
He found the first house and knocked at it's door
A woman answered the knock but before she could say anything,the man rushed into the house and dumped a pile of garbage there
"Ma'am" the man said in his best salespitch "if this vacuum cleaner doesn't work wonders in cleaning u...
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