Links Jokes - 14 Hilarious Links Jokes

Be careful about emails from weird addresses with long links or strange files attached

They could be from your parents

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In the early days of mixed play, an English couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple are at the links ready to tee off.

The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee first and as she bends over to place ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

“Allo! Why aren’t you wearing any knickers?” her husband demanded. “Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy a...

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Today I learned about the links between high intelligence and depression

I just wish it made me feel better....

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Given Isaac Newton's links to the slave trade,

perhaps we ought to abolish gravity.

It would be a weight off his shoulders.

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My friend keeps talking about sausage every time he responds.

Links in comments

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A rabbi on the links on Yontiff

It was a balmy day for the highest of the Holy Days, Yom Kippur and seated on a cloud were Moses and Jesus, enjoying the weather when suddenly Jesus spotted a familiar figure on the golf course just about to tee off. Turning to Moses " Hey Moshe, isn't that Rabbi Goldstein playing golf on Yontiff?" ...

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Mr Brown was an avid golfer, who was terrible, yet every chance he'd get, he's hitting the links.

One day, as he was heading out, his wife asked him to take their son with him, since she was going to be too busy.

Reluctantly, he agreed, and loaded up the car to go to the course.

Knowing that his son wasn't athletically gifted, he decided he was going to use him to keep score for hi...

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A newly released Harvard study links NFL head trauma to erectile dysfunction...

The players could sue but I dont think it would stand up in court.

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Stop calling it the Zelda Franchise - It's called the Zelda Chain.

Because there's so many Links

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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian!

Edit: whoops I meant Norwegian Navy

Edit 2: Thanks to commenters I have links to other people who have posted this joke! I haven’t been around very long so I didn’t know, go give them an upvote as well if you’d like!

2015:...

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I got jumped the other night, the muggers made off with my wallet, cuff links, and mood ring...

I'm still not sure how I feel about that.

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What scam do cats always fall for?

Fishing links

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Why is Ganondorf afriad of the internet?

There are too many LINKS

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I searched “dementia symptoms” on Google…

All of the links were purple.

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