Three men die and come to the pearly gates. They swing open and they hear the voice of god booming: "Be welcome to heaven, but don't step on the chickens!" and as far as the eye can see there are chickens EVERYWHERE.
One guy is like, "forget this!" and instantly steps on a chicken. They hear ...
Why doen't Ganon use the Internet?
Too many Links
Today I learned about the links between high intelligence and depression
I just wish it made me feel better....
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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the...
I was searching up Alzheimer’s syndromes
But the links were all purple
The prime Minister of Israel invited the Pope to a game of golf,
And since the Pope had no idea how to play, he convened the College of Cardinals to ask their advice. "Call Jack Nicklaus," they suggested, "and let him play in your place. Tell the Prime Minister that you're sick or something."
Honored by His Holiness's request, Nicklaus agreed to represent ...
I Googled the symptoms of dementia
But all the links were purple.
Rick Astley Walks Into a Bar
I'd tell you what happened but I can't post YouTube links.
A newly released Harvard study links NFL head trauma to erectile dysfunction...
The players could sue but I dont think it would stand up in court.
A butcher is at work, chopping up some meat when he hears the door open.
He walks to the door and sees a golden retriever with a note in its mouth. The butcher, amused, grabs the note and reads it. The note says, "I'll take a dozen sausage links. Keep the change." The butcher scoffs and is about to throw the note away until he takes another look at the dog, who is now ho...