A German butcher and a Polish butcher started a competition...
...to see who could make the longest continuous chain of sausage links in one hour.
It was a tight competitions; both men take pride in their craft and in their sausage-slinging heritage. The two were neck-in-neck up until the 59th minute, wherein the Polish butcher had a slip of the hand an...
What was the Golf Course in Hyrule Forest called?
Don't step on the chickens
Three men die and come to the pearly gates. They swing open and they hear the voice of god booming: "Be welcome to heaven, but don't step on the chickens!" and as far as the eye can see there are chickens EVERYWHERE.
One guy is like, "forget this!" and instantly steps on a chicken. They hear ...
Mr Brown was an avid golfer, who was terrible, yet every chance he'd get, he's hitting the links.
One day, as he was heading out, his wife asked him to take their son with him, since she was going to be too busy.
Reluctantly, he agreed, and loaded up the car to go to the course.
Knowing that his son wasn't athletically gifted, he decided he was going to use him to keep score for hi...
Today I learned about the links between high intelligence and depression
I just wish it made me feel better....
Why doen't Ganon use the Internet?
Too many Links
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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the...
The prime Minister of Israel invited the Pope to a game of golf,
And since the Pope had no idea how to play, he convened the College of Cardinals to ask their advice. "Call Jack Nicklaus," they suggested, "and let him play in your place. Tell the Prime Minister that you're sick or something."
Honored by His Holiness's request, Nicklaus agreed to represent ...
Rick Astley Walks Into a Bar
I'd tell you what happened but I can't post YouTube links.
A newly released Harvard study links NFL head trauma to erectile dysfunction...
The players could sue but I dont think it would stand up in court.